Skagsville Express – The International Bastard Tour!
The highly anticipated audiobook of Stu Armstrong’s third hilarious book in the Crackhead series ‘Skagsville Express – The International Bastard Tour!’ is now availed from Audible and Apple iBooks.
Narrated by the fantastic Jon Davis who range of voices and perfect commend timing only adds to the comedy and chaos!
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Trevor Malloy and Chanelle Slaggins are back for more unhinged, more unhygienic, and more internationally wanted than ever in the Third book in the “Crackhead Serious”
After accidentally selling woodworm-infested wooden dildos to amputees as prosthetic legs, the infamous pair flee Smackelston aboard the Skagsville Express, a stolen luxury train turned mobile crack den. What follows is an utterly deranged, continent-hopping catastrophe of drugs, depravity, and deeply misguided business ventures.
From a seafood-based sex scandal in Norway to launching a leprechaun porn empire in rural Ireland, Trevor and Chanelle leave chaos in their wake. There’s smuggling, sucking, shagging, sabotage — and that’s just in Chapter Three. They run a naked circus, get banned from Germany for leather-based crimes against humanity, and eventually land in jail after an ill-advised ferry orgy involving Angela Merkel’s inflatable likeness.
Locked up in separate prisons, Chanelle rises to become queen of the Muffwitch inmates through sheer oral determination, while Trevor survives on a diet of regret, cockroach chat, and prison spice. But true love can’t be caged — and as the gates swing open, the duo reunite with a brand-new plan to spread bastardry across Asia.
Skagsville Express – The International Bastard Tour is a filthy, funny, no-holds-barred journey through crime, kink, and ketamine. It’s part Trainspotting, part Carry On Abroad, and entirely unfit for human consumption.
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